FROM tripping over nothing to bumping into a lamppost, we all have moments we would simply like to delete from our memory – they’re so cringeworthy we want to bury our heads in the sand.
But finding yourself in an embarrassing situation is even worse when it happens during a date.
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”Dating disaster,” is how this woman called her date – and what a disaster it was.
“Back in the dating game,” started Piper Lou, “the second date with this guy, takes me on a little hike.”
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For some context, the businesswoman behind the clothing brand named after her also added that she has the world’s smallest bladder.
A while into the hike and Piper realised she needs a toilet – urgently.
Trying to engage in a conversation, the fitness fanatic also keeps an eye our for any potential spots where to sort out the wee situation.
“Hey, sorry, I gotta pee,” she says after finally finding the perfect location.
“He thinks: ”Wow, you’re so naturey!” ”
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But once the hike lover had finished the business – “My a** is out, it’s like a solid pee” – she quickly realised she was in trouble.
“It was too much of a pee where I couldn’t air-drip because I didn’t want to have wetness in my pants the rest of the day.”
Piper looked down and saw some leaves – which she grabbed in desperation and did “a little wipe”.
“The next thing I know,” the woman remembered, “I actually have ants all over me – in the vagina, in the jeans.”
With insects in her pants, the date had to be cut short and Piper was driven to the nearest home improvement shop, where she got completely naked in the bathroom and shook out the pants.
The outcome could’ve been a lot worse, some viewers thought, with one writing: “When you said leaves…my mind went to poison oak. Thank God it was only ants!”
Others were curious to see if there were any other developments: “okay but was there a first date?”
And, luckily, we’ve come to know that indeed, there was a follow-up date.
Considering joining online dating apps? Well, this woman’s dream man ghosted her after three dates, she then learnt why by a Facebook message and is now done with Tinder for good.
Next time, make sure to carry tissues with you![/caption]